Dumb and Dumber should move into wigs

Its not a long tale. Serpent. 4 degrees. Pegs 6 and 7. Pole. Pellet. Maggot. Corn. Bread. One small carp for Nicholls. 2 bites for Nico. Match reports show weights over 60lb previous day. It rained and rained. No one else on the complex - must be a sign. Kit wet and then I smashed my rear light in for £40.......Poor very poor and probably the worst session yet. Both anglers well and truly beaten. Lost in a sea of no fish. No plus points apart from a session in moans and mixed banter. Only one fish in 2015 - need a morale booster and Cudmore might be the call. It was a low.

King of casting

Name and shame

Well after sorting out the kit - bait, two rods, sensible line and unhooking mat we headed to Butterley once again. Well that is about it. Zip nothing cold. The man with no name shows how to cast and not catch.