Dumb and Dumber should move into wigs

Its not a long tale. Serpent. 4 degrees. Pegs 6 and 7. Pole. Pellet. Maggot. Corn. Bread. One small carp for Nicholls. 2 bites for Nico. Match reports show weights over 60lb previous day. It rained and rained. No one else on the complex - must be a sign. Kit wet and then I smashed my rear light in for £40.......Poor very poor and probably the worst session yet. Both anglers well and truly beaten. Lost in a sea of no fish. No plus points apart from a session in moans and mixed banter. Only one fish in 2015 - need a morale booster and Cudmore might be the call. It was a low.